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Joke of the Day
"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."
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"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"
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