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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."
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"What do you call a Russian sex offender who is trying to quit smoking? A vape-ist"
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"
"Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson."
"I saw a sign that said ""Falling rocks"" I tried. It doesn't."
"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"
"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"
"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."