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Joke of the Day

"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."

"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."

"I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard"

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."

"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"

"Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off. So some of you just got to first base with me."

"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."

"What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered."

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."