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Joke of the Day

"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""

"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"

"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life."