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"My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
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"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."
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"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."
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