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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."

"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."

"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"

"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."

"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"

"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""

"How high is a stoner sailor? Sea Level."