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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"Officer: Is that cocaine? Me: I dunno, let me smell... (Boom! No evidence!)"
"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"
"Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets? Duvet?"
"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"
"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"
"My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."