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Joke of the Day

"How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. Number 9 will shock you!"

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."

"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens"

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."

"I organised a tantra party. Nobody came."

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."