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Joke of the Day

"When I can't think if a joke I just masturbate and it cums to me"

"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."

"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."

"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."

"Linda from the office calls it a shawl but I know a shitty cape when I see one."

"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"

"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

"1000 ip !! Hey summoners, Today I reached exactly 1000 ip. yours sincerely, Baqiwaqi"

"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""I don't think I can get hard -- I just got laid this morning!"