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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"
"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"
"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"
"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"
"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""
"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"