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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"
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"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""
"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."
"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"
"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."
"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."
"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."
"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"
"already regret the text i'm about to send"
"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"