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Joke of the Day
"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."
Next Joke
"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
"HER: What's your cell plan? ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon."
"I decided to be vegan! Until I realized that it was a missed steak"
"Jamiroquai because Jamirosad."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"*holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? ""after the knife went in"""