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Joke of the Day
"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."
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"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."
"While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted, ""Photons matter!"""
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me."