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Joke of the Day
"From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse."
Next Joke
"I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located."
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is good but it has no atmosphere."
"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"
"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."
"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"
"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."
"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"
"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."
"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."