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Joke of the Day

"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."

"What did the poles do during world war two? They held the telephone wires off the ground."

"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"

"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."

"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"

"I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!"

"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."