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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"
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"I'm what the kids call shitpost"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"
"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
"Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit It's absurd"
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny."
"why are black people so tall? because their knee grows"