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Joke of the Day
"My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie."
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"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
"How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe."
"[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch."
"My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that I probably have type 2 diabetes."
"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"
"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."
"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."