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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !"

"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"

"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."

"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."

"Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back."

"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."

"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."

"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."

"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"