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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"
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"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."
"Anyone heard of that movie ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet though. ...."
"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."
"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"
"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"
"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"