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Joke of the Day

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... Would you call it Clitbait?"

"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"

"What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids."

"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."

"An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession."

"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"

"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."

"How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'"

"Soulja boy was sent to the hospital, what department was he sent to? He was sent to I C UUUUUUUU! ...yes that happened."