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Joke of the Day

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."

"Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly."

"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."

"What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes ""hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM""? The Easter Elephant."

"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."

"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."

"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."