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Joke of the Day
"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."
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"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"
"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."
"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."
"Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them."
"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"
"I found out about you from my last nightmare."
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"Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?"