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Joke of the Day
"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"
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"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."
"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"
"A ""clear memory"" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a ""delete cookies"" button, but for my thighs."
"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean"
"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"
"""Waiter waiterthere's a hand in my soup."" ""That's not your soup sir that's your finger bowl."""
"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"