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Joke of the Day
"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"
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"Why'd God make women pretty but dumb? They're pretty, so men will like them. They're dumb, so they will like men. Courtesy of the great movie Ip Man 3 which I watched yesterday."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"
"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."
"What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral? One less drunk."
"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"
"Why do Jews hate water? Because the last one that stepped into a shower got bad gas."
"How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun."