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Joke of the Day

"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"

"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever."

"If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me."

"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."

"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."