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Joke of the Day

"A ""clear memory"" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a ""delete cookies"" button, but for my thighs."

"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"I bet you haven't heard this one before 53154"

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products. He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks."

"Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo."

"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"