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Joke of the Day

"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""

"Who wants to join me in quest to warn teenagers about the harms of plucking your eyebrows too thin?"

"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."

"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."

"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"

"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"