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Joke of the Day
"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"
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"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."
"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."
"pls explain this joke: ""For a good time, call (415) 642-9483"""
"How did Wendy die? The baconator"
"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."
"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."
"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""
"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."
"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"