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Joke of the Day

"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."

"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"

"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"

"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."

"How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? **TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**"

"My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing"

"Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?"

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"