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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"

"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"

"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."

"How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly"

"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point."

"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."