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Joke of the Day

"Optometrist dilated my eyes today; everything blurry Shortest time I have ever spent on the pot, says the wife..."

"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."

"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."

"What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !"

"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."

"They've just released a female version of Viagra. It's called Niagara."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."

"Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass"

"How many new states will America get when Trump is elected? One. Denial."