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Joke of the Day

"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"I was reading a book on animal... Thats when i saw all the rampages!"

"A cop pulls over Heisenburg, and says... Do you know you were going 100 miles per hour? Heisenburg then replied, exasperatedly, ""Dammit, now I'm lost!"""

"As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper."

"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"

"What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"