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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"
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"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"
"I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction..."
"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."
"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]"
"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."
"I may not be smart and I may not be skinny and I may not be tan and I may not be cheerful and I may not be tall and I may not be sober and I"
"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"