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Joke of the Day

"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"

"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."

"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"

"What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! "

"Help, I accidentally ... build a shelf?!? What should I do?"