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Joke of the Day

"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."

"What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers."

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"My first time doing standup was a lot like my first time having sex. I finished way too early and when it was over I couldn't stop apologizing."

"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"

"What kind of music do old people listen to Myback music. ill show myself out"

"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""