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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"Replaced my shoelaces with ear buds and now they tie themselves."

"On Possession So me and my sister when in a fight and she said, ""Your so possessive"", I responded, ""What about my possession, is it ok?"

"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."

"Why do bulimics make such good food? Cus they have to taste it twice!"

"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."

"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"