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Joke of the Day
"*pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty."
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"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."
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"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"
"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"
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"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."