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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."
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"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"
"Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"
"My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony"
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"Jesus was the original crossfit."
"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"Honey, does the baby do parkour? ""No"" she says. He replies ""then he fell out the window""."
"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"