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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a chemist after they're dead? you barium"
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
"I'm bad at delivering jokes... The doctor that delivered me was great at it though!"
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can."
"Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not ""like Dan Aykroyd."""
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."
"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."