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Joke of the Day

"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."

"A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"In the beginning there was nothing... Then God said ""Let there be light!"" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Edit: Credit to Ellen DeGeneris."

"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"

"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"

"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs."

"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."