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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
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"What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !"
"If you mention ""leg day"" on a first date we will not be going on a second date"
"How does Harry Potter get down the stairs? By walking. J.K. Rowling..."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard? A pillow fight"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."
"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."
"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."