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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
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"How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, ""How many women have you slept with?"" I proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
"CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's."
"What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies"