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Joke of the Day
"How do you organise a space party? You planet!"
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"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."
"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."
"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"
"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"
"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."
"Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: .."
"[Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* ""Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street"" *Hipsters clear*"
"Vampires aren't on FB because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror."
"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""