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Joke of the Day
"What the 0 said to the 8 ? Nice belt, dude !"
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"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - ""Breathe, stupid!"""
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."
"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""
"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"
"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"
"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."
"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"
"My mom is the healthiest person I know... She's been a vegetable her whole life."
"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"