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Joke of the Day

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."

"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."

"Pacquiao knocks out Mayweather in the first round!!!!! 2:05 into the first Mayweather goes down!!!"

"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"What happens to crude people? Crucified."

"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."