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Joke of the Day

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"hi yes i'd like a vodka salad please ""you mean a bloody mary"" yeah yeah whatever just hurry it up"

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. Ninety-eight of them said, ""Screamed get out.. get out of my bathroom?"""

"Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it."

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"

"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."

"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"

"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates neither lasts long for a fat person"