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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."

"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."

"The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order"

"Insurance agent to would-be client: ""Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know."

"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."

"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."

"invemtor of fruit-by-the-foot: [stares blankley at a roll of toilet paper for hours] WAIT I'VE GOT IT"

"Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years."