103082

Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"

"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"

"A Jew walks into a bar... ...and leaves"

"Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"

"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "

"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."

"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"

"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."