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Joke of the Day
"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"
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"Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that."
"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"
"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"
"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."
"I just heard the most beautiful song. It was something about sluts in the club."
"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."
"The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!"
"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."
"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."