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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!"

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."

"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"

"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"

"I went into hospital for keyhole surgery. I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it."

"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."

"shout out to old people for graduating high school without google"

"How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder? Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends."