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Joke of the Day
"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""
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"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."
"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."
"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"
"What do light and hard have in common? You can sleep with a light on."
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"
"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."