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Joke of the Day

"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"Look me in the eyes when I'm lying to you."

"girl you're like the water in flint, michigan you quench my thirst but i know you'll slowly kill me"

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""

"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."

"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""

"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."