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Joke of the Day

"What is the number 1 pickup line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"Caught my Vegan roommate... Caught my Vegan roommate crying today while chopping onions. These people are taking it too far now!"

"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."

"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"

"Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know."

"Why does Santa have an enormous sack? He only comes once a year."

"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."

"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"