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Joke of the Day
"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"
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"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"So 2 guys walk into a bar. ........that's pretty much it i'm still 17"
"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."
"(Ad for a baby) gently used can't even kill you doesn't shed poops on a learning curve goes from 0-60 in roughly 60 years"
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"
"You know what gets me down? Elevators."
"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."
"I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in."