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Joke of the Day

"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"

"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet."

"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"

"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."

"What's the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"

"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."

"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."

"Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into."