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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"
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"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)"
"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""
"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"
"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."
"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
"Almost got raped in prison My family takes Monopoly way too seriously"
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"