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Joke of the Day

"[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably."

"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."

"Another version of the Chinese man on his deathbed joke by /u/comment_sense ,,? "",,?"" "" "" ""? "" ,: "",,,, "" ,,: "",? "" "

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is..."

"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"

"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"

"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"

"21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password."